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24/12/2013

Happy Christmas

Filed under: Random Musings — Gina @ 22:26

The Twelve Plays of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my muses gave to me

A no from the BBC

On the second day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the third day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the fourth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the fifth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the sixth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the seventh day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Seven words a-weeping

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the eighth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Eight hams a-milking

Seven words a-weeping

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the ninth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Nine lazy duologues

Eight hams a-milking

Seven words a-weeping

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the tenth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Ten clueless clichés

Nine lazy duologues

Eight hams a-milking

Seven words a-weeping

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the eleventh day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Eleven rough rejections

Ten clueless clichés

Nine lazy duologues

Eight hams a-milking

Seven words a-weeping

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

On the twelfth day of Christmas my muses gave to me

Twelve lengthy long lists

Eleven rough rejections

Ten clueless clichés

Nine lazy duologues

Eight hams a-milking

Seven words a-weeping

Six cheesy sayings

Five cold scenes

Four appalling words

Three broken pens

Too much purple prose

And a no from the BBC

Happy Christmas and Happy Writing to you all. XXX

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8 Comments »

  1. Reblogged this on Emergency Room Productions and commented:
    This is too cute. Merry Christmas!

    Comment by Emergency Room Productions — 24/12/2013 @ 23:08 | Reply

  2. Happy Xmas. I think your posts are wonderful

    Happy 2014, with many, many plays

    José Eduardo Alcázar

    Comment by jose@rieder.net.py — 25/12/2013 @ 11:11 | Reply

    • Many thanks and Happy New Year to you too. X

      Comment by Gina — 25/12/2013 @ 21:39 | Reply

  3. All best, and thanks for all the posts through 2013 and lets hope for good things for us all in 2014. Happy new year.

    Comment by Margaret Holbrook — 25/12/2013 @ 21:55 | Reply

  4. Yes. Happy new year.

    Comment by Milo Bell — 26/12/2013 @ 06:35 | Reply

  5. Like it! Hope you have a happy & successful New Year.

    Comment by lassfromlancashire — 30/12/2013 @ 09:40 | Reply


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